Midlife Sooner

I am tutoring a Chinese guy in English every Thursday morning, which is kind of scary seeing how I only speak bad English but you get what you pay for. I also just met Sameer and Gopi from the fractures lab, they are from India and like to break stuff....we have a lot in common. I am going to work at the church today to fill in for the full time maintenance guy, kind of weird cause no one really has told me what to do, I just wait around for something to break. I am equipped with a walkie talkie and am taking on a schnieder kind of appearance. I need a tool belt and some suspenders.

Zeke "mommy's big belly is hungry"

Zeke to mommy "Boys club you cannot come"