Midlife Sooner

Sorry again all you who are faithful in reading my web thoughts, it has been a hard time lately around here. Angie has not slept well and neither have I. We are coming out of it though, keep us in your thoughts.

I thought as a new thing that I should keep track of the practical jokes that are being done around  here, some of the old ones I won't be able to remember the date and time but hopefully I will get better at it.

 

about a month ago : I loosened the seat and disengauged the front brake on Punk #1's (Matt Roman's) bicycle.

result: Matt said that he sat on his seat and it fell in several short stops and tried to brake but couldn't, success!

 

about a month ago : I unhooked monitor power and computer connection on Punk#1's computer

ressult: took him awhile to figure it out, success!

 

3 weeks ago: Punk #2 (brandon) unhooked both of my brakes on my bicycle

result: I was speeding down the hall toward the coke machine when I realized what they did, I had to put foot down and stop like fred flintstone. Would have been more successful if I ran into the coke machine, although it did work pretty good

 

3 weeks ago: Punk #1 put grease under my bicycle handlebars

result: greasy hands

 

3 weeks ago: I rearranged Punk #1's computer keys to spell out "DORK" where "QWER" should be.

result: apparently Punk #1 can't type without looking at keys cause he found out immediately, success (he kept his keyboard that way)

 

2 weeks ago: Punk #2 cut a slice in my gallon water jug about an inch long.

result: water all over my desk, and then on my pants when I forgot later that there was a cut in it. I ended up glue guning it back. Success.

 

last week: I double sticky taped punk #2's mouse to his desk and put chap stick on his water bottle top.

result: didn't drink out of it, smelled menthol and saw me smiling. Wasn't there when tried mouse.

 

this week: my cordless mouse had a piece of tape on the battery.

result: couldn't make my computer work for about 5 minutes.

 

last week: was at punk house and put peanut butter on punk #2's new water jug

result: unknown

 

I will keep you up to date on what else happens